No Insomnia Here

You know you were tired when you wake up in the morning and discover that the toy you used the night before, just before you conked out, is still inside you.

It's been a long time since I had a threesome. It was awkward at first, trying to figure out who was going to do what to whom, and by the time we found our groove, there wasn't enough time to do everything we wanted to do. Next time we will have more comfort with one another and I think things will flow more smoothly. I think there will be a next time.

Meanwhile, I will savor the memory of sharing laughter and orgasms with two soft, sweet-smelling women, and I will wake up in the mornings with the evidence of my joy still lodged in my cunt.